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• A problem is a chance for you to do your best. -- Duke Ellingto
• Mrs. Quick: Bart! You didn't say `Thank you'. Ba
  Listen Lady, I can leave without screaming, and I can leave without saying a bad word, but there is no way that I am saying `Thank you'....
• Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
• Arson may be someone's way of saying, "I don't like you.
• Death is Nature's way of saying 'Howdy'.
• Marijuana is nature's way of saying "high".
• Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'.