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• Show me a vampire with a tan and I'll show you a painter!
• You can get a nice tan early in a Nuclear winter.
• You know what would be the most terrifying thing that could ever happen to a flea?
  Getting caught inside a watch somehow. You don't even care, do you....
• Oregonians don't tan, they rust.
• Washingtonians don't tan, they rust.
• Why are there no tan M&M's?
• If you are ever caught in a thunderstorm while playing golf
  he best way to keep from being struck by lightening is to pull out a 9-iron and hold it above your head, because not even God can hit a 9-iron....
• It's only cheating when you get caught!
• Nothing is illegal until you get caught.