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• You tripped as you moved and dropped the wad of paper.
  But before it it hit the ground, it turned into a bird and flew into the forest!...
• The paper holds their folded faces to the floor, and every day the paper boy brings more.
  -- Pink Floyd...
• WAD: Walk Away in Disgu
• Homer: Did you hear me? I said I quit, Monty! And since I quit, I can do anything I want.
  Burns: Is that so? Homer: Ooh, lovely desk. It would be too bad if someone, oh, I don't know....
• WUPO: Wad Up Printer Outpu
• Here are a few of the unpleasant'st words That ever blotted paper!
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merchant of Venice -- Act iii, Sc. 2...
• The modest front of this small floor, Believe me, reader, can say more Than many a braver marble can,-- "Here lies a truly honest man!
  -- Richard Crashaw (c. 1616-1650) -- Epitaph upon Mr. Ashto...
• Oh wad some power the giftie gie us To see oursel's as others see us!
  It wad frae monie a blunder free us, And foolish notion....
• Carpet layers do it on the floor.