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• Your lover will never wish to leave you.
• Never ask your lover if he'd dive in front of an oncoming train for you.
  He doesn't know. Never ask your lover if she'd dive in front of an oncoming band of Hell's Angels for you....
• Homer: Bart, you're coming home. Bart: I want to stay here with Mr.
  Burns. Burns: I suggest you leave immediately. Home...
• May you never leave your marriage alive.
• Bart: Dad, I'm really sorry, but I charged $350 on your credit card.
  Homer: What?! Bart: Don't worry, here's the cash!...
• You should go hang yourself in shame...and leave your body on it!