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• Without coffee he could not work, or at least he could not have worked in the way he did.
  In addition to paper and pens, he took with him everywhere as an indispensable article of equipment the coffee machine, which was no less important to him than his table or his white robe....
• In the course of reading Hadamard's "The Psychology of Invention in the Mathematical Field", I have come across evidence supporting a fact which we coffee achievers have long appreciated
  o really creative, intelligent thought is possible without a good cup of coffee....
• Your husband is lazy if: When he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes in that direction.
  His idea of dressing for dinner is wearing a necktie over his pajamas....
• A cannibal warrior is experiencing severe gastric distress, so he goes to his Village Witch Doctor with his complaint.
  The VWD examines him and, concluding that something he ate disagreed with him, began to cross examine him about his recent diet....
• DEGENERATE, adj. Less conspicuously admirable than one's ancestors.
  The contemporaries of Homer were striking examples of degeneracy...
• There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• But the pain remained -- and a helpless wonder. The thing he saw was so much more real than the reality of paper, office and commission.
  He could not understand what made others blind to it, and what made their indifference possible....
• Abe: He was right under my nose the whole time. He lives in my retirement home.
  His name is Malloy. Lisa: Wow! How'd you track him down, Grampa?...
• The insolent civility of a proud man is, if possible, more shocking than his rudeness could be
  because he shows you, by his manner, that he thinks it mere condescension in him...