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• As you plummet towards the rocky ground below, the Necromancer's horrid laughter is heard echoing off the prison walls, and you find yourself yourself .
  . . ....
• You're in the Necromancer's prison. No-one has ever escaped from here alive.
  alive. You have been put in the highest tower and the door shut. Good Good luck, you'll need it....
• There is a wicked Necromancer in the room with you named Melkor.
  He is is very dangerous and I would advise you to get away quickly, unless you you know the magic spell to rid the cave of his presence....
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
• Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.
  -- John Hardwick...
• At least in prison you look forward to getting out. -- Liste
• Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
  No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
• You use unfamiliar words -- please re-phrase it, or try something else.