[on the ice, Jimbo trips Bart]
Marge: He tripped my boy! I demand vengeance. I want vengeance!
Announcer: Jimbo Jones, called for tripping. The penalty shot will be
taken by Bart Simpson.
Homer: Oh my God, Marge. A penalty shot with only four seconds
left. It's your child versus mine! The winner will be
showered with praise; the loser will be taunted and booed
until my throat is sore!
-- Homer, caring parent, "Lisa on Ice"
Marge: He tripped my boy! I demand vengeance. I want vengeance!
Announcer: Jimbo Jones, called for tripping. The penalty shot will be
taken by Bart Simpson.
Homer: Oh my God, Marge. A penalty shot with only four seconds
left. It's your child versus mine! The winner will be
showered with praise; the loser will be taunted and booed
until my throat is sore!
-- Homer, caring parent, "Lisa on Ice"
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Homer: Quiet Marge!
This is my big moment! Bart the Bloody Pulp ... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure
before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet?
Homer: Just a little further!
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provide a lot of new opportunities.
Bart: Big deal. They didn't approve my idea; they... - Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh.... - Wiggum: Kill her, boy!
Apu: Stop him dead, little girl!
Bart crowd: _Kill_, Bart! _Kill_, Bart! _Kill_, Bart...
