[on the ice, Jimbo trips Bart]
Marge: He tripped my boy! I demand vengeance. I want vengeance!
Announcer: Jimbo Jones, called for tripping. The penalty shot will be
taken by Bart Simpson.
Homer: Oh my God, Marge. A penalty shot with only four seconds
left. It's your child versus mine! The winner will be
showered with praise; the loser will be taunted and booed
until my throat is sore!
-- Homer, caring parent, "Lisa on Ice"
