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• Stick out your hand, I'll stick out my finger.
• The hole in a donut and the hole in a toilet seat are made of exactly the same material.
  However, you will not sell many donuts by advertising this fact....
• When you point your finger 'cause your plan fell through You got three more fingers pointing back at you!
  -- Mark Knoppfle...
• You can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick.
• When you point your finger cause your plans fell through you've got three more fingers pointing back at you.
  -- Mark Knopfle...
• Q: What do you get when you stuff a flaming stick down a rabbit-hole? A: Hot cross bunnies!
• You clamber up the plant and scurry through the hole at the top.
• A hole is nothing, but you can break your neck in it.
• NEEDLE An object of evil. It was devised by the evil Count Pierre deNeedle
  one of those French bastards who wore a top hat and was always tying maidens to railway tracks in deserted black-and-white valleys, and setting off nuclear bombs on peaceful Pacific islands....