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• WOW! Look at the *size* of that.....briefcase.
• You can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick.
• It's OK to prick your finger. It's not OK to . . .
• You know what scares me? The X ray! What's the matter with those rays if the dentist has to hide in the next room?
  He's got this great big thing focused at you going buzz and he's hiding....
• Homer: Hey, buddy, you got to let me in your car -- Vendo
  [frightened] Take anything you want, man! Take it all!...
• Little boy, don't put your finger in that dyke!
• Never pick your nose with my finger.
• Pubic Zirconia: A ring for your 11th finger.
• Californians are a strange people. They'll put every chemical known to God and man up their nostrils and then laugh at you for putting sugar in your coffee.