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• Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any wool?... -- Nursery rhyme
• OBJECT Another of those words which is very good an being fairly anonymous in its description of anything, and not actually meaning very much.
  Generally most useful when you want to describe something, but are unaware what the fuck it is....
• INTERDIGIT Another one of those words that no-one of any importance ever uses.
  Probably devised by the same guy who thought up "recalcitrant"....
• ABC Acronym for the Australian Broadcasting Corporation.
  Generally described as a bit like the better-known BBC, but with half the channels and twice the incompetence....
• INCONTINENCE Now let's make it clear. Incontinence is not something to be laughed at.
  It is a very serious and discomforting condition. It can't be easy walking around with large amounts of urine wanting to leap into the outside world at every step....
• Father sheep: What's wrong, Jeremiah? Jeremiah
  It's not fair. My brother Joseph has a sin to confess....
• ABATTOIR A location where carnivores like myself can go to see the full reality of the slaughter of defenceless little sheepie
  piggies and other animals unfortunate enough to be farmed for their delicious rumps (and other bits)....
• ATLAS A really big dude who used to carry the world upon his shoulders (or something like that).
  Today's modern Prime Ministers and Presidents may think that they carry the world upon *their* shoulders, but if that were true then they'd be crushed into tiny specks just by the sheer weight of the damn thing....
• CHOCOLATE Truly the most wondrous substance in the whole universe.
  One day they will discover that chocolate can be used to power the world, cure the common cold, stop cancer in its tracks, and do really nasty things to Nazis....