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• Hard DISK? Gee, sorry, lady, I misunderstood you.
• You can have a winner [in a nuclear war]. -- George Bush, 1980.
  In 1984, he said, ``I never said that.'' -- The original interview had been taped...
• TEXANS do it with oil
• Texans just do it. She it!
• Actually, the Simpsons are neighbors of ours, and we've found them to be a quite misunderstood and underrated family.
  -- Homer pretends to be Mr. Samson, "Some Enchanted Evening...
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• An order that can be misunderstood will be misunderstood. -- Army Axiom