You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.
-- Alfred Kahn
-- Alfred Kahn
Related:
- You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.
Alfred... - Never stand between a dog and a fire
hydrant... - Some days you're the dog,
some days you're the hydrant... - I'm going to do a routine now, the ones of you that have heard it before
may enjoy hearing it again.
The ones of you that have not heard it before may... - You may have possibly have heard about the central
European sodomist who like to backdate Czechs... - In spite of what you may have heard, it is permissible to yell "FIRE!" in a
theatre,
particularly if the theater is on fire... - Perhaps you are just different. It's not a sin you know.
Though you may have heard otherwise. -- Tam Elbrum...
From the same category:
- There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial:
both sides agreed that after the trial, Andy Rooney... - The key to this game is that there are
no keys... - The long historian of my country's woes.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744)
-
The Odyssey of Homer, Book iii, Line... - You're proof that abortions can
survive... - Here. Have a jelly baby.
--
Doctor...
