-- You may be redneck...
if your job requires you to wear an orange vest.
if your job requires you to wear an orange vest.
Related:
- You may be redneck... if your wife's job has her wear an orange vest.
- You may be redneck... if your best suit includes an orange hunting vest.
- You may be redneck... if your best suit is a Coors cap & an orange vest.
- You may be redneck... if the family business requires a lookout.
- You may be redneck... if you wear clothes to church with sequins on them.
- You may be redneck... if you quit your job to avoid paying child support.
- You may be redneck... if your parents are first cousins.
- You may be redneck... if birds are attracted to your beard.
- You may be redneck... if Goodwill declines your mattress.
