-- You may be redneck...
if your dog sleeps closer to you than your wife.
if your dog sleeps closer to you than your wife.
Related:
- You may be redneck
if your wife's hairdo is higher than the doorframe... - You may be redneck
if your wife would rather fish than shop... - You may be redneck
if you share your beer with your dog... - You may be redneck
if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat... - You may be redneck
if your wife really admires your mother's tattoos... - You may be redneck
if your first cousin is also your wife... - You may be redneck
if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain... - You may be redneck
if your nephew's wife calls you Cousin too... - You may be redneck
if you are allowed to bring your dog to work...
