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You May Be Redneck... If Your Coffee Table Used To Be A TV Cable Spool.
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-- You may be redneck...
if your coffee table used to be a TV cable spool.
Related:
You may be redneck... if your idea of classic literature is TV Guide.
You may be redneck... if your home library is a entire set of TV Guides.
You may be redneck... if you have fly strips above the kitchen table.
You may be redneck... if you keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
You may be redneck... if you consider "TV Guide" to be deep reading.
You may be redneck... if you refer to TV dinners as "gourmet dining.
You may be redneck... if birds are attracted to your beard.
You may be redneck... if Goodwill declines your mattress.
You may be redneck... if kudzu is in your family crest.
