-- You may be redneck...
if you have velvet Elvis paintings...in plain view.
if you have velvet Elvis paintings...in plain view.
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- You may be redneck...
if you have velvet paintings above your mantle... - You may be redneck...
if there's an velvet Elvis portrait in your home... - You may be redneck...
if you have a velvet bedspread... - You may be redneck...
if there's an Elvis portrait over the fireplace... - You may be redneck...
if someone in your family is an Elvis impersonator... - You may be redneck...
if you have a suit with sequins on it... - You may be redneck...
if the Elvis Hotline limits you to 1 call per day... - You may be redneck...
if you have a tire swing in you house... - You may be redneck...
if you buy a new house & have to remove the wheels...
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