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You May Be Redneck... If You Have Velvet Paintings Above Your Mantle.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you have velvet paintings above your mantle.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you have velvet Elvis paintings...in plain view.
You may be redneck... if you have a velvet bedspread.
You may be redneck... if there's an velvet Elvis portrait in your home.
You may be redneck... if you have fly strips above the kitchen table.
You may be redneck... if you have a bumper sticker on your bowling ball.
You may be redneck... if you have a gunrack on your bicycle.
You may be redneck... if you have an 8-track player in your 4X4.
You may be redneck... if you have to mow your driveway.
You may be redneck... if you have to rake leaves in your kitchen.
