-- You may be redneck...
if you own more television sets than books.
if you own more television sets than books.
Related:
- You may be redneck... if you own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
- You may be redneck... if you own more than two tractors.
- You may be redneck... if you own more than 3 shirts with cut-off sleeves.
- You may be redneck... if you live with more dogs than family.
- You may be redneck... if your truck costs more than your house.
- You may be redneck... if you've been a snipe hunter more than once.
- You may be redneck... if you have more than twelve dogs under your porch.
- You may be redneck... if your two-year-old has more teeth than you do.
- You may be redneck... if you wash your truck more often than your kids.

