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You May Be Redneck... If You Eat A McDonald's Cheeseburger In One Bite.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you eat a McDonald's cheeseburger in one bite.
Related:
You may be redneck... if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
You may be redneck... if you've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
You may be redneck... if you drove to elementary school.
You may be redneck... if you have a velvet bedspread.
You may be redneck... if you think Deliverance was a comedy.
You may be redneck... if you have a suit with sequins on it.
You may be redneck... if the UFO Hotline limits you to one call per day.
You may be redneck... if you've named one of you kids after a good dog.
You may be redneck... if birds are attracted to your beard.
