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• You may be redneck... if you are allowed to bring your dog to work.
• You may be redneck... if you dress up the kids to go to K-Mart.
• You may be redneck... if you go to family reunions to meet women.
• You may be redneck... if you go to family reunions to pick up girls.
• You may be redneck... if less than half the cars in your yard, work.
• You may be redneck... if you've taken toilet paper home from work.
• You may be redneck... if your wife doesn't put on shoes to go shopping.
• Prostitutes go to jail. Their customers go home and read the New York Times.
  In this country you're allowed to buy anything. If you need a shirt, you have a right to buy it....
• You may be redneck... if you drove to elementary school.