-- You may be redneck...
if there's an velvet Elvis portrait in your home.
if there's an velvet Elvis portrait in your home.
Related:
- You may be redneck...
if there's an Elvis portrait over the fireplace... - You may be redneck...
if you have velvet Elvis paintings.
in plain view... - You may be redneck...
if you have velvet paintings above your mantle... - You may be redneck...
if you have a velvet bedspread... - You may be redneck...
if someone in your family is an Elvis impersonator... - You may be redneck...
if your home is mobile but your car isn't... - You may be redneck...
if there is a stuffed possum anywhere in your home... - You may be redneck...
if your home comes with whitewall tires... - You may be redneck...
if your home library is a entire set of TV Guides...
From the same category:
- There is a lot of writing on the walls. It looks like a long list.
It It says: "At first Akiba begat Ploph, then Ploph... - Act quickly, think slowly.
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Greek... - And wiped our eyes
Of drops that sacred pity hath engender'd.
William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -... - I survived the total perspective
vortex... - I need a good screw! Preferrably drywall,
Philips...
