-- You may be redneck...
if there's an Elvis portrait over the fireplace.
if there's an Elvis portrait over the fireplace.
Related:
- You may be redneck...
if there's an velvet Elvis portrait in your home... - You may be redneck...
if you have velvet Elvis paintings.
in plain view... - You may be redneck...
if someone in your family is an Elvis impersonator... - You may be redneck...
if the Elvis Hotline limits you to 1 call per day... - You may be redneck...
if you get into a custody fight over a hunting dog... - You may be redneck...
if you invite friends over to see your lava lamp... - That corner over by the fireplace looks kind of bare.
I'd like to see something hanging there--you. --... - You may be redneck...
if you drove to elementary school... - You may be redneck...
if you have a suit with sequins on it...
From the same category:
- I give thee all,--I can no more,
Though poor the off'ring be;
My heart and lute are all the store That I can bring... - Get a free shuggoth is every bog of Sugar Coated
Nyarlothopops... - A successful American spends more supporting the government
than a family... - The truly proud man knows neither superiors or inferiors.
The first he does not admit of -- the last he does... - You are in open forest near both a valley and
a road...
