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  I'd relax, I'd limber up. I would be sillier than I been this trip....
• So you have to begin all over again...
• If I had my life to live over, I'd try to make more mistakes next time.
  I would relax, I would limber up, I would be sillier than I have been this trip....
• Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
  -- Joan Rive...
• Seems like this farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise.
  The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collapsing all around....
• Two weeks after I was born my mother tried to have an abortion .
  .. When you're not wanted they never like you. All I heard when I grew up wa...
• Here's a question for all you old married men: If you had to do it all over, would you be able to get it up again.
• The only time in our lives we like to get old is when we're kids.
  If you're less than 10 years old you're so excited about aging you think in fractio...