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• If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. -- Edmund Wilso
• The average individual's position in any hierarchy is a lot like pulling a dogsled -- there's no real change of scenery except for the lead dog.
• Life is like bein' on a mule team. Unless you're the lead mule, all the scenery looks about the same.
• The trouble with most jobs is the job holder's resemblence to being one of a sled dog team.
  No one gets a change of scenery except the lead dog. -- Moer's truism...
• Law of the Yukon: Only the lead dog gets a change of scenery.
• You Threw Up on the Carpet of My Love. -- Lewis Grizzard
• Never tell a woman she doesn't look good in some article of clothing she has just purchased.
  -- Lewis Grizzard...
• The shower is the greatest invention. I don't like to take a bath.
  I don't like to wash my face in the water I've been sitting in. -- Lewis Grizzard...
• I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
  -- Lewis Grizzard...