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• You may be redneck... if your pocket knife often doubles as a toothpick.
• Cheer up, Homer. At least they let you go.
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• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
• Bart: Hey, Milhouse. I want you to know that I'm glad at least one of us got the part.
  [Milhouse explodes] Bart: Milhouse! [a leg lands in front of him] I didn't do it....
• Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
  No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
• You use unfamiliar words -- please re-phrase it, or try something else.
• Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit. -- R.E. Shay