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• Save California; when you leave take someone with you.
• If you want to make an enemy, do someone a favor. -- Charles L. Geanangel
• You can take it or leave it if someone just clues you in as to what "it" is.
• If you want to make a friend, let someone do you a favor. -- Benjamin Frankli
• To make an enemy, do someone a favor.
• The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind -- John Allsto
• It's amazing what you can do when someone has faith in you.
• This guy sitting in the plane is joined by his seatmate, who begins immediately to heave gigantic, obviously depressed sighs.
  --"What's the problem, are you ill?" --"No, I'm going to Miami (or L....
• That was a favor I did you?