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• You have the right to remain an idiot.
• You have the right to remain silent, but I wouldn't encourage you to do so.
  Anything you say will be taken down, altered to my satisfaction and used in a court of law to send you down for a good many years!...
• Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent.
  Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us....
• Krusty: Hey, what's going on, here? Wiggum: Krusty the Clown, you're under arrest for armed robbery.
  You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah....
• Attorney General Edwin Meese III explained why the Supreme Court's Miranda decision (holding that subjects have a right to remain silent and have a lawyer present during questioning) is unnecessary
  You don't have many suspects who are innocent of a crime....
• The highway cop said, "Walk a straight line." I said
  Well, Officer Pythagoras, the closest you could ever come to achieving a straight line would be making an electroencephalogram of your own brain waves....
• Sometimes you have to be silent to be heard -- Stanislav Lee
• I've wasted an excellent opportunity to remain silent.
• Marge: Oh, that's it: I'm going to write you a ticket.
  Homer: But Marge! We're family. Marge: You're breaking the law....