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Hear One Side, And You Will Be In The Dark; Hear Both Sides, And All Will Be In The Clear.
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Hear one side, and you will be in the dark; Hear both sides, and
all will be in the clear.
-- Haliburton
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As a general rule, if you want to get at the truth -- hear both sides and believe neither.
-- Josh Billings, humori...
Hear the other side.
Before you have an argument with the boss, take a good look at both sides - the boss's side and the outside.
Do not worry about which side your bread is buttered on: you eat BOTH sides.
At 2400 baud, no one can hear you scream.
In /dev/null no one can hear you scream.
In space, no one can hear you fart.
In space, no one can hear you rip a stinky.
IN THE COMPUTER ROOM, no one can hear you SCREAM!
