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• Marge: I need a formal dress for tonight! Patty: You've come to the right place.
  Selma: We've got classy duds up the yin-yang....
• Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her poor daughter a dress.
  When she got there, the cupboard was bare And so was her daughter, I guess......
• Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
• Success is something I will dress for when I get there, and not until.
• Marge: Lisa, I can't _believe_ it's your wedding day already.
  Lisa: Mom, I feel kind of funny wearing white. I mean....
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• That's a nice dress - could I talk you out of it? -- Pick up line
• I got an aunt named Minnie. Weighs 264. When she sits on the chair there's so much of her there--most of her sits on the floor.
  -- Morey Amsterdam...