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• You gotta lose 'em sometime. When you do, lose 'em right. -- Casey Stengel
• When you know a thing, to hold that you know it; and when you do not know a thing, to allow that you do not know it--this is knowledge.
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• Are cats supposed to thump when you dry 'em in the dryer?
• There's a lot of morons out there and this gotta be stopped.
  If you look at the death penalty--we've got to start thinning out the herd and murder might be the only way to do it....
• When you know, you know; when you don't know, admit it.
• Bart: Dr. Wolfe likes to pull kids' teeth so he can sell 'em.
  Kid: To who? Bart: Know that rattle when you shake up a can of spray paint?...
• You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
• You hold 'em off, I'll go for help. (heh-heh-heh)