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• Are you on an ego trip? You forgot your luggage.
• Backup !?!?!?! I thought *YOU* did the backup!
• It's not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree.
  It's what you do with your life that counts. -- Millard Fuller, in "Time", 16 January 1989...
• How many computer salespeople -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. You don't need a new lightbulb - you need to upgrade your socket to the '486 version....
• Grendel! [You forgot your hat!] -- Doctor, Androids of Tara
• Your friends need you.
• You need no longer worry about the future. This time tomorrow you'll be dead.