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Are You On An Ego Trip? You Forgot Your Luggage.
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Are you on an ego trip? You forgot your luggage.
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You can learn a lot about people by their luggage.
Grendel! [You forgot your hat!] -- Doctor, Androids of Tara
You imbecile! You forgot again!
Infinity: Time on an ego trip. -- Jane Wagne
Yesterday I was on a guilt trip ... today I'm on an ego trip.
Bob, you forgot the bloomin' TAGLINE.
You know it's going to be a bad day when your twin brother forgot your birthday.
The amount of time saved by your plane arriving early at your destination is equal to the amount of extra time you have to wait for your luggage.
-- The Second Law Of Air Travel...
My EGO is better than your EGO!
