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• Well hello there Charlie Brown, you blockhead. -- Lucy Van Pel
• You exist; it's this place that is unreal.
• Meredith's Law for Grad School Survival: Never let your major professor know that you exist.
• Never let your major professor know that you exist. -- Meredith's Law for Graduate School Survival
• If you can't do anything about something, pretend it doesn't exist.
• I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine?
  Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe YOU don't really exist....
• Contradictions do not exist. Whenever you think that you are facing a contradiction, check your premises.
  You will find that one of them is wrong. -- Ayn Rand...
• And how do you do your job, then, if you don't exist?
  ' 'By will power,' said Agilulf, 'and faith in our cause....
• This message does not exist when you are not looking at it.