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• Beware of the Congressman you think is your friend.
• Nobody ever says to men, how can you be a Congressman and a father. -- Pat Schroede
• You know that any senator or congressman could go home and make $
  300,000 to $400,000, but they don't. Why? Because they can stay in Washington and make it there....
• Rudd's Discovery: You know that any senator or congressman could go home and make $
  300,000 to $400,000, but they don't. Why? Because they can stay in Washington and make it there....
• Arnold: You must be Lisa Simpson. Lisa: Hello, sir.
  Arnold: Lisa, you're a doer. And who knows, maybe someday you'll be a congressman or a senator....
• Idiot congressman....Hey! That's redundant.
• Sorry Congressman. Cash only.
• If you want to hit, use a dagger.
• If you want to take long walks, take long walks. If you want to hit things with a stick, hit things with a stick.
  But there's no excuse for combining the two and putting the results on TV....