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• Revenge is a meal best served cold.
• The study of an academic discipline alters the way we perceive the world.
  After studying the discipline, we see the same world as before, but with different eyes....
• Before you marry, keep your two eyes open; after you marry, shut one. -- Jamaican proverb
• Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.
  -- The Anarchist Cookbook...
• Marge: I feel terrible. The Van Houtens split up at our party.
  Homer: Marge, please, that was twenty minutes ago....
• Before the wedding, the woman cries. After the wedding, it is the man's turn to cry.