-- You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
you wake up and your braces have locked together.
you wake up and your braces have locked together.
Related:
- You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
you wake up to discover your waterbed broke,
then you remember that you don't have a waterbed... - You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
you
wake up to the sound of DEA agents/FBI agents/Armenian... - You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
You
call your answering service and they've never heard... - You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
you put your bra on backwards,
and it fits better... - You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
Your
pet rock snaps at you... - You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
your
blind date turns out to be your ex-wife... - You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
your wife says,
"Good morning, Bill," and your name is George... - You know it's going to be a rotten day when...
you wake up face down on the pavement... - You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
the
bird singing outside your window is a buzzard...
From the same category:
- Mist is a white vapor, usually water, seen from time to time in caverns.
It can be found anywhere but is frequently a sign of... - Wisdom outweighs any wealth.
--
Sophocles (406... - Farewell! if ever fondest prayer
For other's weal avail'd on high,
Mine will not all be lost in air, But waft thy name... - Refugees, smugglers, businessmen,
diplomats..... - LAYETTE:
Baby trousseau...
