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• You can't cheat the phone company.
• Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.
• Taco Bell: The Mexican phone company.
• The capitalist system is the best, 'cause we can go somewhere else.
  Communism is one big phone company. -- Lenny Bruce...
• Did you know the phone company uses the bone marrow of Third World babies to make microchips?
  -- THE BADGER...
• If you lie, you'll cheat. And if you cheat, you'll steal.
• If at first you don't succeed, cheat!
• If you cheat a game, what is the point??
• we're waiting for [the phone company] to fix that line