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• We ran out of dial tone and we're and waiting for the phone company to deliver another bottle.
• We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company.
• We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company.
• There was a young poet named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan.
  When told this was so, He said, "Yes, I know....
• Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people
  from President's and Kings to the scum of the earth... -- Lily Tomli...
• The capitalist system is the best, 'cause we can go somewhere else.
  Communism is one big phone company. -- Lenny Bruce...
• Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people
  from Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth ......