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• You cannot choose your battlefield, the gods do that for you.
  But you can plant a standard where a standard never flew. -- Nathalia Crane...
• In the game of life you get to choose where you keep your brain - heads you win, tails you loose.
• May the Gods smile on you in everything you do!
• Scott: "Good lord, man, where have you put me?" Kane
  These are standard guest quarters, sir. I can try and find something bigger if you want....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a mobster with an international standard?
  A: You get someone who makes you an offer that you can't understand!...
• What do you get when you drop a piano on a battlefield? A-flat Major.
• You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you do not trust enough.
  -- Frank Crane...
• How many Unix system vendors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. All of the light bulbs you have are 'standard variants' and as such won't fit your particular implementation of the socket....
• How do you plant seedless grapes?!