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• What CAN you get a nudist for Christmas?
• How do you tell the blind man in a nudist camp? It's not hard. -- Heard on a local radio statio
• Nudist Camp sign - Sorry, Clothed for Winter.
• NUDIST CAMP -- a place where the peeling is mutual .
• Bart: Heh, nudist colonies are everywhere these days.
  I'd love to go, but I... [stares at the card] can't get the wrinkles out of my birthday suit....
• These days the necessities of life cost you about three times what they used to, and half the time they aren't even fit to drink.