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• Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge. Marge: All right.
  Homer: It's a 7-10 split. Marge: Uh huh? Homer: The hardest shot in bowling....
• Not tonight, honey. I got a BBS!
• It's back...and it's got a gun.
• Got my Uzi, got some Scotch...let's go to Disneyland!
• Moe: Gee, business stinks tonight. Where's Barney, Lenny, and Carl?
  Homer: Aw, they never come around any more now that they've got their _mistresses_....
• Picking up the pieces of my sweet shattered dream, I wonder how the old folks are tonight, Her name was Ann, and I'll be damned if I recall her face, She left me not knowing what to do.
  Carefree Highway, let me slip away on you, Carefree Highway, you seen better days, The morning after blues, from my head down to my shoes, Carefree Highway, let me slip away, slip away, on you....
• The Away Team went on a mission and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!
• We've got an unbeatable team! -- Sauro
• I got a used gun for my wife, pretty good trade , huh ?