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  It was unbelievable! We could totally be ourselves, we didn't have to play any games....
• On the eighth day, God created FORTRAN.
• Do you believe the Washington Monument looks anything like George Washington?
  -- Brother Dave Gardne...
• You may be redneck... if you think God looks like Hank Williams, Jr.
• Selma: Mr. Burns has been shot. Wiggum: Just a minute!
  This isn't Mr. Burns at all! It's a mask! [pulls at his face a little] Wait, it _is_ Burns....
• You believe that there is one God. Good! Even the demons believe that - and shudder.
  -- James 3:19 (The Bible, New International Version)...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
  Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged me!...