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• You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of trash.
• Boot- What your friends give you because you spend too much time bragging about your computer skills.
• This button isn't really very witty and it runs on and on and you'd probably be much happier reading some other button.
  Most of them aren't half as depressing as this one. Don't say I didn't warn you....
• You are witty and fond of fun.
• Cocaine is God's way of telling you that you have too much money to spend.
  You are not using it for the benefit of others, so you will pay for your selfishness....
• You learn as much by writing as you do by reading.