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• BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments Chapter Two Verses Nine to Twenty One.
  ANOTHER MONK: And St. Attila raised his hand grenade up on high saying O Lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy....
• Arthur pulls Pin out. The MONK blesses the grenade as .
  .. ARTHUR: (quietly) One, two, five ... GALAHAD: Three, sir!...
• Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
  -- Classic Python from MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL...
• ARTHUR: What does it say? BROTHER MAYNARD
  It reads ... Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathea....
• High Priest: Armaments Chapter One, verses nine through twenty-seve
  Bro. Maynard: And Saint Attila raised the Holy Hand Grenade up on high saying, "Oh Lord, Bless us this Holy Hand Grenade, and with it smash our enemies to tiny bits....
• We *have* the Holy Hand Grenade, Sir!
• ARTHUR: But if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh.
  He'd just say it. BROTHER MAYNARD: It's down there carved in stone....
• A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20
  Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy....