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• ROBIN: The what? ARTHUR: The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
  'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard always carries with him....
• You are made a Guardian of the Order of Paladins! You are given a Holy Hand Grenade (of Antioch).
  You hear a nasal monotone in the distance.... '...and the number of thy counting shall be 3...'...
• Arthur pulls Pin out. The MONK blesses the grenade as .
  .. ARTHUR: (quietly) One, two, five ... GALAHAD: Three, sir!...
• Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
  -- Classic Python from MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL...
• BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments Chapter Two Verses Nine to Twenty One.
  ANOTHER MONK: And St. Attila raised his hand grenade up on high saying O Lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy....
• High Priest: Armaments Chapter One, verses nine through twenty-seve
  Bro. Maynard: And Saint Attila raised the Holy Hand Grenade up on high saying, "Oh Lord, Bless us this Holy Hand Grenade, and with it smash our enemies to tiny bits....
• A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20
  Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy....
• Holy Hand Grenades, Batman! -- Robi