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• You are immersed in raw Chaos.... A mysterious force protects you from the Chaos!
  Wow.... You feel a bit smug....
• The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything.
  Stability is achieved when you spend all your time reporting on the nothing you are doing....
• Cohn's Law: The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything.
  Stability is achieved when you spend all your time reporting on the nothing you are doing....
• Nothing happens to you that hasn't happened to someone else.
• Good news, everyone." -Professor "Uh oh. I don't like the sound of that.
  Bender "You'll be making a delivery to the planet Trisaw....
• There's nothing very mysterious about you, except that nobody really knows your origin, purpose, or destination.
• Congratulations! You have now used up another 250 hours of CPU time.
• Speak, friend, and enter. If you don't press enter, nothing happens.