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• Monty Python and the Holy Grail 'Tis but a scratch. --John Cleese
• Hello, Mrs. Premise!" "Oh, hello, Mrs. Conclusion!
  Busy day?" "Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat....
• DENNIS: You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
  -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• Are you sure you're not an encyclopedia salesman?" No, Ma'am.
  Just a burglar, come to ransack the flat." -- Monty Pytho...
• And when do you expect to get married?" "Oh, right away, sport, right away, you know!
  I 'aven't 'ad it for weeks!" -- Monty Pytho...
• ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you `Man'. DENNIS
  Well, you could say `Dennis'. ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called `Dennis....
• Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
  Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!...
• I will not purchase this record, it is ssccrrrratched. -- John Cleese
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