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• Here I am again at the penitentiary of insanity and stress.
• I thrive on stress.
• Krusty: You here for the trampoline? Homer: Yeah. What's the deal?
  Krusty: Well, I used to do a lot of tumbling in my act, but I'm phasing it out for more dirty limerick...
• Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.
  Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!...
• Marge: Oh, Homer, there seems to be a lot of good obedience schools here.
  Bart: Oh, school, right, yeah, that's your answer to everything....
• The three dots '...' here suppress a lot of detail -- maybe I should have used four dots.
  -- Donald Knuth...
• Troy: So, working at the DMV must be very interesting.
  Selma: Well, uh... I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress Disorder from scratching my butt all day....
• I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips, Straining upon the start.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry V -- Act iii, Sc. 1...
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.