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Writing To Washington Won't Help -- He's Dead!
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Writing to Washington won't help -- he's dead!
Related:
God is Dead" Neitzsche "Neitzsche is Dead" God ( writing on a toilet's wall )
She won' go Warp 7, Cap'n! The batteries are dead!
It might help if we ran the MBA's out of Washington. -- Admiral Grace Hoppe
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing.
The patient put it in his pocket, but he forgot to have it filled....
No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washingto...
Who would have guessed reading and writing would pay off! -- Homer, "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto
There's a man deeply in debt, see, and he takes the money he has left and goes to Monte Carlo to try to recoup at the roulette tables.
Won a little, lost a lot, and was down to his last franc....