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• Jim? It's Grace at the bank. I checked your Christmas Club account.
  You don't have five hundred dollars; you have fifty. Sorry, computer foul-up!...
• Jim, it's Grace at the bank. I checked your Christmas Club account.
  You don't have five-hundred dollars. You have fifty. Sorry, computer foul-up!...
• Some would ask, how could a perfect God create a universe filled with so much that is evil.
  They have missed a greater conundrum: why would a perfect God create a universe at all?...
• Lisa: I would like to say grace. Ahem. Lord, have mercy on my soul.
  ..and Mom's soul...and Dad's soul......
• Having a daughter is like riding a young horse over an unknown steeplechase course.
  You don't know when to pull up the reins, when to let the horse have the head ....
• That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. -- A. Whitney Brow
• Would you like to have some pizza with that sausage?
• That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.
• The grace of God means something like: Here is your life.
  You might never have been, but you are because the party wouldn't have been complete without you....